Ok, well here we are 2008 and I decided to go out and work on this blog so here it is. I really need to get some shit straight here, because I am not going to go through the normal idiocy of forums and fuck tard Internet losers smelling up the place. I am a nice guy, no really I am, however my patience and tolerance of the stupid is very low - sorry but I will not tolerate the stupid on my blog they are like kryptonite to me and here I have control. So, here are some ground rules and what I expect of this place that I run and pay for and you can come and talk and listen and learn and teach.

Ok since I am fucking around in micro stakes online which is the most I will do, I thought I would put some thoughts down. Now when people talk to me about online poker I get many angles on this and I really hear some thoughtful and some down right stupid shit with respect to online poker from both sides. I sit at a table and talk to many live players and they are all convinced that online is a waste of time and rigged, fair enough because they are sitting there playing live. Then I hear from people playing online that it is rigged, ok fuckers if it is rigged and you hate it why are you knowingly risking your money and then bitching about it??? I mean online to me is like a carnival game and that is it, I don’t take them seriously and I don’t take online poker seriously. Sure I see some lucky ass who is walking around with the giant stuffed animal, so some guy won that is just awesome so does that mean I will win, odds are not good. Not to mention let’s look a little deeper into this, maybe he won shit and is hired to walk around with this stupid fucking stuffed animal and a girl? I mean good marketing you are really showing that you can win, and then getting your girl to say I want one of those carny humped bacteria filled stuffed animals, and like a douche bag there you are trying to win a prize. Well then the marketing worked, and yes you too can be a winner, and let’s face it every online tournament has a winner, so why not you? You can be the next Moneymaker, take a semi retarded online donk (99% of the online players) and make him the WSOP champion, now all the other players who suck dick at poker and rely on luck to save them from themselves believe they can be WSOP champ.

Look, I am going to talk about this a bunch and I really don’t give a flying fuck if you agree with me or are too dumb to not agree with me - I am not passing judgment. However, if you are smart enough to understand my position then you are welcome to post, just that you better think about what you are posting. This is a subject I really wanted to get into and sink my teeth into, you see I know more about this than most players, with the exception of a few and I know those players and hopefully interview them here - I respect their opinions and their views. The problem is that we have no real logical and objective conversations on this on the web, expect nothing out of online poker forums, oh he has three thousand posts he is a valued and smart guy, while 49 out of the 50 posts he/she puts up are public mental masturbations showing off his/her lack of wit, understanding, and age. There are people who fucking sit there and take the time to put one line of stupid shit in a post, not because they have something to add to the conversation and it is sharp and witty…no…simple because of one thing +1…yup that is it 2000 useless pieces of shit is now 2001. How fucking sad is that?? Do they expect praise or a prize, or somehow that is going to push them up the evolutionary ladder, no fuck tard your super count of posts is now just one more post. So, in a nut shell most of the people on a poker forum are social fucking rejects or under age kids or stupid catch phrase retards and I am leaving out a bunch more I know.

Ok so tangent king has once again gotten back on track so the question is, is online poker rigged and the answer is, yes. Ok I said it you heard me that is right, ahhh that felt good let me say it again ready….RIGGED! Now what do I mean by that just like the others who say oh online poker is rigged, well not exactly see the fact is it has to be rigged. Now I know people are saying yes but you have been a winning player and taken down tournaments and been a winning cash player how can you say that?? Well they are right in asking that, and what I can tell you is this, there is no way live and online can be the same it is impossible. Live is real poker ok that is that, it started with paper and it ends with paper, and online is trying to imitate live the best it can, but it can only try it never can. It is simple really and the truth is very simple, there is no way a computer can ever be random, that is it end of subject. So, the basic argument I have is the RNG (random number generator) is never truly real or random just pseudo random and real - and for that reason it is impossible to be true and legit.

Ok taken two days to get this down due to my arm, it is fucked up and hurts to type and my hand goes numb….so later on I will go deeper into the proverbial rabbit hole on this and explain this even better….from my behind the scenes experience.

Harvester

Hey look it is Saturday, and I have some more musings that I thought I would expound upon. Well, I watched a movie last night and I felt like I was in it, it hit so close to home that I was shocked. The name of the movie was Idiocracy (2006), and the basic premise is that he is in a fucked up experiment and ends up in the future, the stupid breed like rabbits and the smart don’t…so the future is like one big fucked up commercial wrestling event. I was amazed at the reviews of the people who didn’t get this and their job is to review to understand the subtle and obvious tact and angle of the movie…fucking morons. Then I read reviews on Amazon and behold the average citizen has a grasp on the film…it is almost poetic in a sense. I certainly feel like the main character today I see obvious shit and talk to people like it and I am standing there like Mogatu.

Man well I know many have been waiting for the next exciting chapter in this “life” I been living lately. Well, old age is setting in….wtf I am still in my 30’s and my body is acting like I am 70…I think my Mom has less issues than I do. Well then again she probably lives a better life style than me, is immensely more happy than, and there you go case closed why she feels better than me. So, I can’t write as I write this I am super fucking sore it feels like my hand is numb and I have an ice pick in my elbow. Went to the doctor and they gave me ibuprofen and a hand book on neck exercises….can socialized medicine be any worse I am starting to wonder? So, I type this with one hand numb and the other ok and shooting pain up my arm…yay me.

However, if I don’t get in the habit of writing I will never write and I don’t want to let down the hundreds of readers I have who hang on every comma and space I put out. Yeah right…whatever. I have so many things I would like to talk about and get out, online poker is bull shit, our voting system is rigged, the economy is shot, the news is bull shit and they make the news not report it, housing bubble and me screaming it was bull shit. I mean I don’t even know where to start and I am a fucking cripple and type like a Jerrie’s Kid.